Mexican-Roadblock

A Mexican-roadblock occurs on a two or more lane road where 2 (or more) cars are traveling next to eachother at the same speed (usually under the speed limit), not allowing the following traffic to pass. Most noticeable on the highway in a light traffic situation, where two cars stop the flow of traffic wishing to pass.

i was late to work because i got stuck behind stuck behind a mexican-roadblock

by carolus rex June 8, 2004

Roadblock

When an occasion is so popular/awesome that it gets crowded out with people so much that cars cannot drive down the road! Usually a sign of good times and banging music.

Festivals, Carnivals, & live gigs are usually them main culprits

'Goin up to carnival can you drop me off in Notting Hill bredrin?'
'Get the tube man, its gonna be a ROADBLOCK!'

'Dr. Dre doing a live free set in the ASDA carpark, get down there early, its gonna be a ROADBLOCK!'

by NeoShinobi April 4, 2010

roadblock woman

A female bodybuilder; derived from the Devine ability to stop traffic with sheer force of muscle.

Why is there a roadblock woman in my explore feed?

by roadblocklover123 November 20, 2018

Jewish Roadblock

When two cars are driving the same speed in both lanes blocking the road for anyone who wants to pass.

Billy was jewish roadblocking the tailgater behind him.

by Billy555555555555 June 21, 2008

roadblox

Another word for ‘roblox’. Is used when your close friend wants to playroblox with you but knows you will say no so says it in a different way.

You: “Hey biff, wanna play roblox?”
Your close friend: “Nah”
You: “hey biff, wanna play roadblox?”
Your close friend: “Yeah sure”

by ur.mom/is\BOOTYFUL May 10, 2020

alaskan roadblock

When you're fucking a girl in the ass but there is an incredibley hard shit in the way.

1: Hey! Get yo' dick wet?
2: Naw man there was an Alaskan roadblock that was cock blockin the hershey highway.

by ChimpyOC November 20, 2009

roadboner

when you get a boner driving down the highway due to road vibrations. usually starts when thinking about sex coupled with big bump in road. can be quite annoying

i was driving my big rig and thinking about my one-night stand last night. now i got a hella roadboner

by matt August 22, 2004