rip a quick jerk

To masturbate in a timely manner, such as 2-5 minutes

Michael: Hey we are going to be late for the big game!
Steven: Just wait like 2 minutes I am about to rip a quick jerk!

by deviscool June 9, 2019

rip a new a--hole

attack someone verbally, yell at someone, criticize someone loudly

by Mindy August 1, 2003

riparoo

When someone gets owned.

"My girlfriend just uninstalled League of Legends on my PC" response: "RIPAROO"

by dustin_the_wind June 1, 2016

rip a stitch

Rip a stitch
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'Rip a stitch'

Similar in meaning to the old theater adage 'break a leg' used to wish someone goodluck before they take the stage The phrase 'break a leg, rip a stitch' was originally coined by the actor /painter/writer Hank Cheyne Garcia. He had originally said "dont rip a stitch" to a friend who had had oral surgery a few hours before going to perform onstage in a play. That night his friend ripped a stitch on stage and bled during the play. The following night hank coined the opposite , 'rip a stitch,' so as not to jinx his friend with the same intent as the colloquialism 'break a leg,' basically saying the opposite with the intention of boding him good luck on stage. He later combined the two phrases together 'break a leg, rip a stitch' and thus a new theater term was born. This phrase is now being used in the Los Angeles theater community.

rip a stitch tonite

by yojai May 27, 2010

rip a dart

To smoke a cigarette

1:Where'd John go?
2:He went out back to rip a dart

by Crunk Master Flash July 12, 2006

rip a line

To snort a line of cocaine

Bro did you just rip a line in there?

by TrippinBones June 3, 2019

rip a fart

To pass gas, expel gassous materials from ones anus.

My roomate had to rip a fart, so I got the hell out of there.

by Matt! February 16, 2003