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Little Jew Billy needed to be circumcised but his family couldn't afford it. They went for cheaper alternatives. A rip off.
Rip Off by L30N June 3, 2020

rip off the bandaid 

To quickly do an unpleasant job to avoid prolonging the agony
I know you dont wanna tell her but sometimes you gotta rip off the bandaid...

rip off your head and shit down your windpipe 

An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."
1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!

2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."

3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."

rip off artist 

A low level con artist, does small money jobs. may move up to a Con artist in time. Rip off artists are commonly found in High schools or inner city slums.
rip off artist by r4k132 February 20, 2011

rip off the bandaid 

To tell someone the harsh truth knowing its gonna hurt.
I know you dont wanna tell her but sometimes you gotta rip off the bandaid...
rip off the bandaid by Jennypat13 January 8, 2016

Rip off your ass and hand it to you 

To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!