remasterbated

When an album gets digitally remastered and actually ends up sounding worse than the original recording.

Ozzy Osbourne's Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman got digitally remasterbated when the original bass and drum tracks were removed and replaced with new ones.

by Assweepay July 3, 2007

Rigmaster

A person who has attained a level of mastery when it comes to fixing things with whatever parts, tools and supplies they have at hand.

Bob fixed that moped with just a piece of clothesline and a paper clip, he's definitely a rigmaster!

by Rigmaster March 31, 2009

rizzmaster

someone who has mastered the art of ultimate rizz

Devin is a rizzmaster, he rizzed up like 1974840132 girls already.

by pseudonym32086195724 December 13, 2022

ringmaster

Comes from the term 'ring' (the asshole), and combines it with -master. Directly related to 'assmaster'.
A derogatory term in which you would refer to somebody if they are a homosexual, or Joshua O'Nial.

Josh: No, you're gay.
Jono: Fuck up you dirty ringmaster.

Person 1: Why is that kid riding a scooter?
Person 2: He's probably going to grow up to be a ringmaster.

by JefferyBahds October 29, 2012

GTA Trilogy Remastered

a new Rockstar upcoming game that is gonna remaster GTA 3 , GTA Vice City and GTA San Andreas.

random guy: Man rockstar should remaster gta san andreas already.
Random guy that knows about the trilogy : They are working on GTA Trilogy Remastered right now!

by frickyumen August 14, 2021

RingMaster Mushroom Stamp

when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.

note: this works better when you have an inverse chode

Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?

by Auz March 5, 2008

RingMaster

An individual who chooses cell phone ringtunes that do not typically reflect his/her outward appearance. In the wild, RingMasters can be found in movie theatres, libraries, shopping malls and other public places where inappropriate monotone music would be an anomaly and therefore initiate awkward stares and giggles.

Eyeing her from across the room, Benjamin straightened his tie and mustered the courage to approach Catherine and introduce himself. As he began to speak, his cell phone began playing “Promiscuous Girl” at volume level 9 signalling to Catherine that this Ringmaster was not what he seemed.

by Bob Zouganaugh November 5, 2008