Fuck Right Off

It still means fuck off, but it’s a fuck off on steroids with its fists clenched, eyes staring and a snarl on its lips. But that’s not the end of it, you can be told to “ most definitely fuck right off”, where in addition to staring and snarling with its fists clenched sweating and trembling with anticipation for the tiny trigger that will let it rip your head off and shit down your neck. There are numerous other variations until you are told to “most fucking definitely fucking well fuck right fucking off”. If this sound incoherent it’s because it is; you are now faced with a berserk, ninja vampire with titanium talons and diamond teeth who is a hairsbreadth away from howling chaos and the total destruction of you, your family and all your ancestors so that you become not even a memory.

If anyone rejects this definition, they can fuck right off.

by AKACroatalin April 26, 2015

Alt-right Warrior

n. An individual who steadfastly and resolutely supports the policies of President Donald J. Trump and his cronies. "Alt-right warriors" claim to be anti-establishment while ignoring the establishment personnel appointed to key cabinet and political positions by Trump, who include high-level Goldman Sachs executives and former executives. These "warriors" either ignore or are dismissive of Trump's aim to enforce federal laws against recreational use of marijuana toward states that have chosen by popular vote to legalize it.

Alt-right warrior: "Donald Trump is anti-establishment."
Socrates: "Take a look at the alligators he brought that now infest the Washington swamp."
Also: "You told me you smoke recreationally. He wants you jailed. You shouldn't have voted for him."

by Prankster April 2, 2017

Righteous dump

Anytime you're in church or a place like church and you feel the need to drop a huge load.

Tom: Where have you been, dude?

Peter: Sorry i had to take a righteous dump during service

by Mastor Debator February 5, 2009

Right fighting

This is one who will get into unnecessary conflicts to prove that they are right.

Jeff got fired for constantly right fighting management to prove himself correct.

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

All Righty

An expression in the southern United States that ends a conversation, usually cutting it short, usually implying that the recipient of the phrase should scram.

1: The feller from the church sent me?

2. Yep, the farmer ain't home.

1: 'Bout a job?
2: Come back tomorrow.
1: Come back tomorrow?
2: Yep.

1: 'Cause the feller from the church sent me.
2: All righty.

1: Okay, I'll see you tomorrow. (Leaves.)

by NiraMillson December 6, 2016

Kirito is always right foundation

The foundation dedicated to the undeniable fact that Kirito is always right

Kirito: *is right* oh shit I completely forgot
Asuna: What is it, did we miss something
Kirito: The Kirito is always right foundation, grand reopening
Asuna: *Stabs Kirito in eye*

by Evasive Radish May 14, 2015