Rigamortis Tortoise

A Rigamortis Tortoise is a vile and disgusting creature. Often cold and calloused, Rigamortis Tortoise can disgust even the most hardcore of people. Rigamortis Tortoise often has an undeserved sense of entitlement caused by birth.

We caught Rigamortis Tortoise walking out of the morgue with a bottle of astroglide and a pink dildo. That disgusting vermin.

by Jachoff Witme May 27, 2010

rigimortis

The hardest boner you'll ever have.

Necrophiliacs go crazy over rigimortis victims due to their boners.

by cheeky_slag<3 May 22, 2009

Rigamortified

1. Scared so bad you can't move.
2. Stuck in a bad situation.

We all know Justin would have ran away if he hadn't been so rigamortified.

by MDarcon March 9, 2018

Rigamornus

When you wake up after a good nights sleep and are stiff as a petrified tree log.

Jack couldn't make it into work today, he had a bad case of rigamornus, he was too stiff to move out of bed.

by Aptosblue January 31, 2019

rigamole

Strange ass creature

She a rigamole
You a rigamole

by Xp9471 October 11, 2022

rigamortis

The event in which an external stimulus causing one's sexual organ to stiffen to erection. Caused by a lack of ATP, and thus myosin cannot dissociate from the actin in your penis muscle.

Woaahh... Ted did you see that girls cleavage? It gave me a bad case of rigamortis.

by ADizzle088 December 13, 2006

rigamaroo

A word which describes sillyness, and outlandish ideas. Also a word which has close relation to rubbis, and malarky except this word usually has a positive connotation.

1) (Mr. Ramirez) Who said that plants are aliens? Well that is just a load of rigamaroo.
2)He's full of rigamaroo

by topha June 16, 2006