Ridiculon

Ridiculon is ridiculous to the greatest order of magnitude to the nth degree multiplied by Chuck Norris in the rainbow land of kittens divided by the happiness of grumpy cat. This can be either interpreted in a positive or negative manner; it's open to interpretation.

Tim's grasp of physics is ridiculon.

by Hahatimisridiculon September 8, 2016

Pi Radiation

When blips or bleeps received on Earth seems to follow the digital pattern of the decimal number π, which makes astronomers (or even astrologers) get pretty excited, as this celestial signal could prove that extraterrestrials were trying to make contact with earthlings.

Since the detection of pi radiation that hints to the high probability that there is life on other planets, mathematicians-agnostics haven’t uttered a word to the existence of an Almighty God, who is behind the scenes controlling the motion of the planets and galaxies.

by Fasters December 26, 2021

Awksidation Reduction

Any process by which steps are taken to mitigate the awkwardness of a situation.

Sulty: "That was mad awks; they think I'm conservative but they saw me giving my hot manager a ride to the train."
Cool Guy: "Instead of ignoring them and making it more awks, you could have tried an Awksidation Reduction and explained that she was your manager."
Sulty: "You're right. Now they think I'm really liberal."

by hashash007 August 22, 2009

cridiction

combination of criticism and prediction

I didn't appreciate your cridiction about my future.

by thuggy2 October 23, 2011

Mediumship Reductionism

It is the idea inside skeptical and neoatheist circles about reduce mediumship to simple psychological tricks and mental problems, considering all mediums as charlatans and mentally ill people.

"The medium refuted the thesis of mediumship reductionism in the discussion with the neo-atheist during the mediumship session."

"Extraphysical theory refutes the mediumship reductionism theory... But skepticals and neoatheists do not want to recognize it."

by Full Monteirism January 29, 2021

breast reduction

A surgery by which a woman who is encumbered or otherwise hurt (physically or emotionally) by the size of her breasts may find relief. There are at least 3 different surgical methods for breast reduction. The Anchor, No Vertical Scar, or "Lollipop". Breast reduction healing is relatively painless and quick, and the majority of the time the woman is VERY pleased. It is well known that Breast Reduction patients are the happiest of all plastic surgery patients.

Mary is so much happier and more confident now that she's had a breast reduction.

by Dddddddd September 28, 2005

urban ridictionary

Slang for the collective dictionary made of all the ridiculous words on this site, including random people's names, made up bullshit words, incoherent babble, and repetitive definitions of words that have already been defined 138 times in the same way. A.K.A. 90% of the definitions on this site.

"Nick D has over 500 words on urban dictionary."
"Yeah but how many does he have on urban ridictionary?"
"Just one: 'urban ridictionary'."
"Oh, that's cool."

Nerd 1: "Hey Petey, let go play chess or hang out at the library."
Nerd 2: "Not now, I think I'm gonna go on urban ridictionary and post bad definitions of guys that shoved me in my locker at school, or maybe post a 759th definition of strong bad that's the exact same as the rest of them and makes no sense."
Nerd 1: "Sounds like a good time. Isn't homestarrunner the cat's meow?"
Normal person: "No, it sucks."

by Nick D February 10, 2004