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Riccardied

When the "riccardi" harshly repremands the "offender/victim" until completely souless inside. See also: Dictator with a paintbrush.
Guy 1: "Why is (victim) crying in his/her locker?"
Guy 2: "(Victim) forgot his/her assignment again and was savagely riccardied"
by Manderino August 6, 2007
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Riccardi

1) typically someone that picks up girls two or three times his age and sodomizes them to satisfy his sexual needs. Then leaves the soiled condom on their nightstand. (usually from West Virginia)
Hurshisor: "Look at those bitches, they are old."

Freehonkey: "Don't drink too much or you'll end up pulling a riccardi!"
by slapshop April 19, 2011
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Riccardo Martinez

Your being a Riccardo Martinez
by Please let December 5, 2017
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riccardo

an Italian boy whos favourite Italian dish is spaghetti with meatballs.
Riccardo: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, how i love spaghetti with meatballs, isnt it the best italian dish even. I love it so much"
by ligmaBigBlackSquares May 16, 2021
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Riccardo

A small insect like creature who preys on women, a Riccardo is very likely to be cocooning inside your cupboard or old boilers they lay eggs in these locations and await a real alpha male to come fertilise them.

Their appearance is usually a mesh of fuck boy hairstyles and basic Nike or sports clothes, they enjoy fuck boy music and back stabbery, their mute understanding of any language but their own will cause frustration almost as much as their miniature extension they call a penis.

These things are notorious for trying to lay eggs in a females ear and should be greeted with fly spray infestations are more common in the summer where thousands of riccardos will flock from the nests in Italy to find a mate throughout Europe.

Truly a magnificent species living off a shitty gym diet and trying at every turn to mate with native women in a cringe induced fashion.

Always check under your bed, in your cupboards or any slack water areas in your house for riccardos
Girl1:hey I think my house is infested with riccardos

Girl2: how so?
Girl 1: well I get this feeling I’m being silently watched and ever morning there are tiny dick holes in my butter
Girl 2: yeah you should call pest control for that they can lure them out with fuck boy music and shitty gym diets.
Girl1: good because I think it’s giving me a rash on my arm
by Citizen988 October 3, 2019
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riccardoing

Annoyingly posting archaic definitions of words instead of appreciating lovely photos.
He was riccardoing all over my new posts.
by Gopher39 May 22, 2016
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Richardackland

Ape-like, monkey-like, in both looks and expression
by Dave March 22, 2003
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