smart remark

It's when someone thinks they're top shit, only to let their ego decide what comes out of their mouth.

Teacher: Why aren't you getting this down, I'm writing this on the board for a reason.
Student: My laptop ran out of battery.
Teacher: There are some people in this world you just can't help.
Student: You could have just told me nicely, no need for the smart remark.

by Richard drives a Hertz May 25, 2016

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I Resemble That Remark

Used in response to a put-down, turning it on the one dishing out the put-down.
Source: The Three Stooges. Has since been used in countless films and tv shows, including Clerks and Friends.

Snooty Rich Lady: "Murphy, who are those slovenly creatures at the door?"

Murphy the butler: The plumbers, Madam.

Snooty Rich Lady: Well, send them to the servant's entrance. We can't allow rifraff in the front door.

Curly: I Resemble That Remark !

by rabbit1978 June 16, 2007

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Snide remark

Sneering, malicious, sly, critical, derisive remark

That snide remark does not become you in the least bit.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

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Schrute remark

An unnecessarily or inappropriately scathing and pedantic remark, retort, or explanation. Often considered obnoxious.

A Schrute remark:

Jim Halpert looks out window Hey look everyone, It's snowing.
Dwight Schrute pretend cute-kid voice Omigod! It's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate and cuddle up with papa and tell him all of your Christmas dreams? Hmm? turns serious It's not even real snow. Look, it's a dusting. Pitiful.

by A Yankee April 13, 2013

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