Reverse Blumpkin

The act of a reverse Blumpkin, The male goes on all fours while on the toilet, facing the cistern, the female puts her mouth between the male's bum cheeks. He starts to masterbate, as he reaches climax he ejaculates into toilet while shitting into the woman's mouth.
Jack: "Dude , I got a blumpkin last night!
John: "NICE!"
Jerry: "Thats nothing, I got a Reverse Blumpkin last night, and it was Jacks' Mom!"

John: "OH MY GOD! NICE!"
by Adelaide123 November 11, 2009
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reverse blumpkin

Receiving head or t-bagging while a woman is on the toilet.
Dave walked into the wrong bathroom only to receive the reverse blumpkin from a stranger.
by Dan June 02, 2004
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Reverse Blumpkin

You piss while someone sucks on your ass hole.
Steve- The other night my ho gave me a nice Reverse Blumpkin.
Bov- She must really like to lick poop?
Steve- Only on the days that end with a 'y'.
by Ced Ellis December 03, 2009
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Reverse blumpkin

the process where a male excretes in that of a females mouth while jerking off.
omg i totaly reverse blumpkind that hoe in the alley
by beelzebabe May 22, 2011
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Reverse Blumpkin

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the male masturbates into a toilet while simultaneously excreting fecal matter on to the girl's face.
The girl would do anything to get her money back, so I performed a reverse blumpkin on her.
by argonaut7 November 26, 2008
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Double reverse blumpkin

When a person is upper decking a toilet and another person is shitting backwards on said toilet giving oral sex to the person doing the upper decking.
The only reason I like house parties is pulling the old double reverse blumpkin before I leave.
by Coltnasty August 20, 2021
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Double Reverse Blumpkin

The act where the woman is taking a shit on the edge of the toilet while the man, or another woman, is eating her out. An easier, but messier variation is where the woman shits on the man while he eats her out.

This is not to be confused with a Blumpkin, or a Reverse Blumpkin, which are two different, but closely related things.
The woman was tired of giving her husband blumpkins all the time, so she forced him into a Double Reverse Blumpkin.
by KinkyMaster September 13, 2017
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