retarsion

1) the process of being/getting/feeling retarded
2) can also be used to refer to a person undergoing the process of being/getting/feeling retarded

1) dude, ive hit the retarsion mark. i can't walk or talk straight any more!!!

2) holy hell, look at that retarsion

by shars July 21, 2008

foreskin restoration

What you do when you find out later in life doctors have destroyed your penis by circumcising you after birth. It is simply undoing what the doctor did (uncircumcising). There are 2 ways to restore foreskin: The Surgical or Non-Surgical (best option) method. Research it if you wish.

Circumcision is flawed and doctors are ignorant about it. It may mess up the Mother/Father to son bond. During circumcision, doctors sever a nerve off, causing your future sex experience to not be as good. It has NOT been proven that circumcision prevents STD's, urinary track infection, or any other myths doctors have put out there. Oh, and there are many, many myths out there. Having foreskin is not-not clean. All you do is pull back your foreskin in the shower and clean it. Are Americans too lazy to do this?

I certainly wouldn't do that to my son when he's born. Its his decision if he wants it done or not, not the parents', doctor's or nurse’s. Is circumcising your child really necessary? Nah people.

Foreskin restoration is the way to go if you are unhappy about being sexually mutilated.

by Eugene Wilkinson September 5, 2008

Retortise

When you are so slow that it defies retarted

Oh that Johnny is so Retortise

by Mayonnaiseisrealinstrument69 September 5, 2018

BODROV REPORTING

Analogical to "Kirov Reporting" from the RTS series Command & Conquerer: Red Alert. This is the phrase that Zeppelin (Airship) pilot when he is given a command to show his readiness for battle and infinite loyalty to the Soviet Faction. Coincidentally, the pilot's name is a Sergeant Bodrov, thus the origin of the phrase. Indeed, Bodrov will always respond with the same phrase, no matter the consequences.

You: *Selects Kirov Unit*
Bodrov: BODROV REPORTING!

by alexthechicken May 31, 2019

Error Reporting

One of the most annoying 'features of Windows XP. However, it does produce the orgasmic feeling of telling Microsoft that there has been yet another problem with thier "operating" system

Windows Error Reporting has encountered an error, would you like you send an error report?

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 30, 2004

Retration

A word to use when u know the meaning of a word but you can't explain it somehow

Friend:what's the meaning of hypnosis

Me:dammit I don't know it's a retration

by n0th1n3zz August 21, 2019

Protein retention scheme

The act of consuming one's own semen to retain the proteins within it.

Person 1: Hey bro how do you get so much protein?
Person 2: I use the protein retention scheme

by SexFuelledManiacUwU January 5, 2023