Rhetortion 

Rhetorical + Contortion--verbal gymnastics (twists, leaps, side-steps, etc.) used to validate one's own position, either justifying a poorly founded/unfounded belief or defending an unpopular position; carefully crafted language meant to state a controversial stance without being rejected by one's peer group

The anti-gay congressman/priest had to do some fancy rhetortions to explain why he was caught having sex with another man.

Rhetortion by Captain Nimbus January 23, 2013

rebortion 

an act wherein a child rejects his or her parents; the counter of an abortion; see: college

Mom, Dad it's been a tough decision, but . . I want a rebortion.

rebortion by adevne October 19, 2010

restortion

restortion is a cult that worships cp

Dude, have you seen the restortion bloodline? I heard they really love cp.

restortion by LifeOfDeezy December 28, 2022

rextortion 

When your dog has information that will harm you and uses it for canine gain.

It was a clear case of rextortion - the dog had the goods on the poor guy - check out the cupboard - full of bones!

rextortion by RAFFO November 2, 2003

rebortion 

An insult used to ask someone to go back in time and get himself aborted as a fetus.

I suggest that Perapin get himself a rebortion.

rebortion by SlenderXP May 4, 2015

Retartion

The word that Courtney made.

Wow look at that man, he has retartion!

Retartion by Boopersnoops July 9, 2018

revortion 

a nick name for the name roberto which is used every time he does something wrong

damn it revortion, i told you to pay the damn water bills, now we are going to perish in indefinite thirst until you get a pay raise

revortion by Dat_Boi_914 October 24, 2019