retart

1. a retarded poptart.
2. a noob in a toaster.

I eat retarts for breakfast.

by Lunaris604 July 4, 2006

retart

a girl that makes really stupid decisions about realationships and the opposite sex in general.

Breanna was a real retart when it came to Sean.

by Linlinners October 10, 2006

retart

Hybrid of the words RETARD and TART. 2 in 1.

ie. Christ, you're such a retart!

by Fred April 11, 2005

retart

only retards spell retard like retart...VONTEZ! but ony retards make it to the penn relays!!!! thats right haha

"omg ur such a retart" the boy said
"wtf only retards spell retard lik retart" the girl said

"BUT ONLY RETARDS MAKE IT TO THE PENN RELAYS!!"

by erinrox,ray May 17, 2009

retart

A variation of the word retard, usually meant in a derogatory or profound way. Often used in a message board forum or chatrooms.
Originated from an Atlanta based messaged board titled: theregularguys.com
The Regular Guys are a local Atlanta radio show known for it's brutal humor and extreme opinions. It's rumored that one "Cletus" coined the phrase "retart" while posting on theregularguys.com in the midst of a 13 day drunk.

Only a retart would vote for himself as worst alter ever.

by Paigey July 18, 2008

retart

A minxy retard. Retard to a 't'

"Minxy, you retart, you fucked that up better than anyone else could."

by Tincher October 23, 2008

Retart

A retarded person's way to say retard. The most ironic shit on the face of the earth in the form of grammar. These people have no problem with dishing out a misspelled insult and in the process making themselves look like the actual retard in the process.

Youtube commenters:

Dumbass13yearoldboy - Lol bro ur(notice the usage of the wrong You're in this situation also) a retart I pwned you

ActualSmartPersonWithSense
@Dumbass13yearoldboy
No, you're the fucking retard. How the hell can you not "retard". What the hell is a retart?

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI September 16, 2011