retardicorn

A particularly rare specimen of moron encountered in the wild.

Have I told you about that fucking retardicorn I met the other day?

by Memeperor February 12, 2021

Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

Retarding

Retardation in verb form

We gon' be retarding tonight

by 72ryan72 June 5, 2018

Retardiation

A spontaneous and thus not very sagacious act of vengeance, i.e. prematurely executed and without consideration of the consequences.

Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.

1) How Austrian authorities reacted to the Sarajevo assassination in 1914 may well be described as one of the biggest retardiations in the history of mankind.

2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."

by schoolsuspended February 23, 2014

retardicity

Something that demonstrates a distinctive retardedness surrounding it.... more of an air than anything else, a sort of "je ne sais quois" that tells you, inherently, that this person/place/thing is truly and utterly retarded.

My buddy dave, though suave in his leather jacket and sneakers, would be flush with retardicity any time he opened his mouth.

by Muntumbo mo klick December 24, 2008

battlecar retardia

A junk car or truck ,that is driven like a tank by its' retarded driver. The driver forces his way into traffic, cuts people off, and does scary moves because he doesn't care if his ride gets into a wreck. Most battlecar drivers have no plates, no drivers license , no insurance ,and no brains. Normal drivers give way because they don't want a wreck.

Where are the cops when a battlecar retardia is loose?

by knowman August 1, 2008

Retardicle

Anyone who is not Smarticle

Some one Stupid, Ignorant or Annoying you would call them retardicle

by Mrs.Jakcson November 6, 2007