Rastafarian bukharian

A bukharian that thinks and acts like he has Jamaican roots, along with his/her bukharian upbringing.

Boris said "pashol na-huy bamba clut blyatt mon". He thinks he's a rastafarian bukharian, and a dulbayob-mon.

by Chucknorris2500 October 28, 2009

Rajtafarianism

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away there lived a mighty warrior king by the name of Raj the Balsara. A hideously grotesque creature called Araslabjar began to terrorize the countryside of his kingdom and eat babies. Raj donned his armor and rode his valiant steed bravely into battle and quickly beheaded the gruesome beastie. But then, its blood, which was actually hydrochloric acid, fell on him and he died a slow, agonizing death. The gods were saddened by his death. Oh how saddened they were. Yes. So very saddened. Yes. They were so saddened, in fact, that they all began to cry. Their tears rained down from Olympus and revived him, making him a god. The other gods lost all their powers because they were pussies and cried.

Raj the Balsara is a sexy sex god. We Rajtafarians recognize this divine truth and live in peace and harmony, worshipping our mighty Messiah. He delivered us from Araslabjar and he continues to deliver us from anything worthwhile or productive. We love our savior. Move over, Jesus.

Raj the Balsara could ride me into battle any time.

Worshippers can find salvation and unity in Rajtafarianism, a religion devoted to Raj the Balsara, the forefront of which is maintained in a Xanga blogring. Visit www.xanga.com/iheartraj for details.

by iheartraj March 16, 2005

Rastafarians

The adherents of rastafarianism. And the rastafarianism is a religious cult, originally of Jamaica, that regards Africa as the Promised Land, to which all true believers will someday return, and the late Haile Selassie I, former emperor of Ethiopia, as the messiah.

Example of rastafarians famous people are Marcus Mosiah Garvey and Bob Marley, the ragae singer.

by Khadija August 29, 2006

Ruxstafarian

Ruxstafarian is the belief in rux a multi universe alien that comes down from a different universe to enhance the humans of earth, he is hidden and never obvious ( unless someone as in creator gets seen ) but once he is discovered and seen in the world he vanished and never comes back, he goes to another universe to praise the wonders of the world.

Ruxstafarian is an alien but never seen.

by Ruxstafarian September 14, 2018

rosstafarian

A stoner who is a fanatical follower of the legendary painter and tv pbs icon Bob Ross.

None of my college classmates graduated because they were all rosstafarians.

by Satans Sauerkraut October 2, 2020

Rastafaryan

A Jamaican person who hates Jews.

Jim: "Those fucking Jews control the world, mon."
John: "Shut the fuck up, you Rastafaryan asshole."

by DSAp August 28, 2008

rastafarian

A version of Ethiopian Christianity, popular among Jamaican blacks. The frequent smoking of Marijuana is supposedly a religious practice.

Also known as "rasta"

by Bob Marley March 30, 2003