depiphany

An epiphany, which you instantly forget.

Jane, I have an life-changing notion!

What?

Uhhh... Crap.

Nice depiphany, spamtard.

by Ryan "Danger" Powers November 1, 2008

depiphany

The opposite of an epiphany. It's where instead of you suddenly realizing something, you continually feel more and more lost and further away from knowing what you thought you knew.

Chen had a depiphany during math class, when he failed a test he thought he aced, and as the teacher went over the test, he kept feeling more and more confused with what he thought he had figured out.

by castellanos 510 March 9, 2009

Birdman Epiphany

Knowing how to "seize the day" after an involuntary period of isolation.

Named after "The Birdman of Alcatraz" (Robert Franklin Stroud).

Kathleen had a Birdman Epiphany - quit her boring job at the bank and joined Greenpeace.

by T. Polkinghorne July 28, 2009

Epiphany Yang

A cute, endearing person with the tendency to mess around too much sometimes. Allergic to fruit. Very sus of others. Has questionable relation to “sams club”. Strong and independent, but also baby.

I think I really like Epiphany Yang.

I think Epiphany Yang plays too much.

by samsclub4343 September 20, 2020

Gay epiphany

The moment when one realizes that he or she is homosexual.

I had a gay epiphany at age twelve when my scout master and priest double teamed me and I enjoyed it.

by Diggs McFlannelson September 8, 2013

Epiphany

A sudden realization of great truth.

Homer Simpson experienced several epiphanies during his time with "boob lady".
1. Bananas are a great source of potassium.
2. Americans will never embrace soccer.
3. More than two shakes and you're playing with it.
Eventually he had another epiphany which led him to save his family.

by John Smith!!!!oneoneone February 2, 2009

epiphany

1. When you're really stoned and realise something.

2. An epiphany is the sudden realization or comprehension of the (larger) essence or meaning of something.

Andy: Oh shit i've had an epiphany... Elton John's not in the beatles

by Grahamc April 19, 2009