Reinaldo

Cool, Smart, often very kind, lover of music, a real gentleman

You are lovely Reinaldo
Just Hug Me Reinaldo

by qazkill February 4, 2010

Ronaldo

He's a great guy. He's shy at first but when you get to meet him really, you'll fall in love with him. He's the opposite of an asshole a true gentleman. Don't get on his bad because he will make you feel like shit. He will make you feel good about yourself and he will do the most he can to make you happy. Doesn't care if he gets stabbed in the back because, like a baby, Ronaldo doesn't know much evil. Ronaldo is a very loyal person and anyone and everyone who meets one deserves the opportunity to be a friend of one.

P1: Have you met Ronaldo yet?
P2: Nah man haven't met the guy
P1: you should I'm pretty sure you'll get along with him.

by Buddy52 January 3, 2017

@realDonaldTrump

A Twitter account to give you cancer. It really works, just grab a computer, search up cancer, and there it is! Donald Trump!

@realDonaldTrump: I Love fucking my mexican wife it is like a wall, nice and flat for my small dick. we all love spaghetti dont we? I love hurricanes.

by Jayonbod199 September 10, 2019

Crister Ronaldo

Great team
Great player

Greatest ever

Not finished

Suwi

Girl : Omg he is so great

Man : that because he is crister Ronaldo suwiiiiiiii

by Hehedarwood diplodacudoplamos March 20, 2022

Crista Ronaldo Suwi

when you are happy. And feel Excitement or you adore Ronaldo. Crista Ronaldo Suwi is yout guy

*Scores a Fabulous Goalazzo*
"Crista Ronaldo Suwi"
Famous Words

by Teh_MemeGoater April 7, 2022

Christiano Ronaldo

The male equivalent of Paris Hilton

Dude: "Shit, I forgot my hydrating cream, how does my six pack look?" *pulls up T-shirt*

Dude 2: "Man, fuck you! You're such a Christiano Ronaldo."

by jonaspepe September 30, 2009

Ronaldo Statue

A statue made of soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo that came out looking like a deformed David Beckham.

"You are so ugly, you look like a Ronaldo Statue."

by Herban Dicktionary April 1, 2017