emorgasm

The event in which one is so emo that they cry blood and bleed tears.

Like.....my life is really really bad and stuff, and.....oh....man....i think i just had an emorgasm.

by Qrrbrbirbel October 19, 2005

resorgasum

combination of resurrection and orgasum. to resurrect while having an orgasum.

Last nights resorgasum blew my mind

by jsmithjflesh November 28, 2010

retrogasm

An over excited reaction to the production of merchandise for a much loved childhood property you believe is underrated and does not receive the love it should.

OMG, those new “Krull” action figures are amazing!?! I think I’m having a retrogasm!

by anonymous July 13, 2021

ryorgasm

Getting off while using or repairing a Top-O-Matic cigarette-loading machine.

Da odor of tobacco disgusts me, so there would be no way in da world dat operating or servicing a smokes-loading gadget would give me a ryorgasm.

by QuacksO January 24, 2022

remortisma

when you feel like you're at your absolute worst and nothing will ever come close to the amount of dread you are experiencing right now

This whole day I've been feeling remortisma, only because I have a project due Monday and I haven't done anything on it.

by lightbulbsurgeon September 23, 2023

Cougar Remoras

A small homosexual man who is dependent on an older and much larger female host for survival.

I saw a Cougar Remoras eating caviar and flirting with the waiter while his cougar host was distracted sucking the brains out of a lobster.

by Webastards July 13, 2023