e.g. Mary: "shit Joseph, already? We've only been fucking for 30 seconds!"
Joseph: "fine Mary. I'll just have to rejaculate!"
Joseph: "fine Mary. I'll just have to rejaculate!"
by hlb123 February 10, 2016
When a gentleman ejaculates in a womans mouth, in such quantities that the semem exits the body through the nasal cavity.
by Bonniemeisters69 December 25, 2021
1/ Man, that was such a sex session I had with your mother last night - I must have rejaculated 3 or 4 times!
2/ "Ouch!" yelped the drunk husband as he smashed his shins into the coffee table in the dark when he came home from the pub.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" he rejaculated when he woke up the next morning to find the ticking of his watch sounded like Big Ben.
2/ "Ouch!" yelped the drunk husband as he smashed his shins into the coffee table in the dark when he came home from the pub.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" he rejaculated when he woke up the next morning to find the ticking of his watch sounded like Big Ben.
by innesa February 16, 2011
When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.
Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”
Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”
Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”
by .:Madskillz:. March 24, 2022