rectum

Where dooshy likes to be penetrated.

Oh yes, in the rectum!

by Yoan February 1, 2003

rectum

A collision of one or more objects.

girl: That was too close I thought you'd rectum.
boy: Rectum hell. Damn near sphinter!

by kozykole May 8, 2003

Rectumator

Pronounced (rek - tum - ay - tor)

A person who destroys others with his funky rectum.

You know that guy I met last night?
He was such a rectumator.

by macazonies. November 19, 2010

Rectum

Arsehole; anus; poop chute; where thy loafs become pinched
The place where excretement is expelled from the body in a glorius flexing of thy muscles producing a satisfying, yet drained feeling.
Also, the entrance for thy penis in homosexual males or in kinky girlies. The latter being the preferred.

I felt weird in my stomach, and then, all of a sudden, a bunch of brown spongy stuff shot out of my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

I bent over and next thing ya know there was a penis entering my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

Oops, sorry baby, I didn't mean to slip it in your rectum.

by jeffro February 25, 2003

rectum?

Damn near killed him.

I'm done now. I can go on with my life now that i have defined that.

by beattie April 16, 2005

Rectum

A good place to hide drugs when entering the US from Mexico.

Man, I got a shit load of oxycontin in my ass, im gonna be rich now!

by yah right January 25, 2004

Rectum

a place where heads are stuffed when shit gets real.

George was in a fight last wednesday and Tom stuffed his head right up his rectum when he wouldn't back down.

by 4chanFTW February 14, 2012