Realitude

Negative attitude toward one's reality

You need to lose your realitude, this is real life not a fictional world.

by Realitude_check January 29, 2019

Rattitude

When you have the worst possible attitude known to mankind, also is when the person with the attitude looks like a rat

Cameron had the biggest rattitude to Korey and Christian today

by Crutty Kor June 6, 2019

RAPTITUDE

When your seemingly straight-laced friend suddenly busts out a surprisingly precise rendition of an obscure rap song, replete with accurate lyrics and gesticulation performed in a manner that might indicate a level of previously unforeseen cross-culture credibility.

Dude busted out a mean "Straight Outta Compton", boys got some raptitude .

by Ghost-Sway June 25, 2019

Paranoid Rectitus

A mental disorder characterized by people thinking that everyone else thinks they are shittyl

One who suffers from Paranoid Rectitus might say..."You're OK but everyone thinks I'm a shit."

by av84fun June 28, 2012

Severe Cranial Rectitus

Severe cranial rectitus(n.); A condition in which someone's rectum has been deeply penetrated by either their own head or somebody else's in such a manner that medical attention is required to thus remove the cranium from inside of the anal cavity.

"Dude, why do you always have to think with your head up your ass?"
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."

by Dr. Jones 2021 January 28, 2021

Retatude

when a woman is in a bad mood/having a bad day and somehow its your fault cause your a man but you love her ass anyway!!!

Retatude:
hey babe how are you?

you suck and im mad at you just cuz you called at the wrong time.

by Jibreta May 4, 2009

erectitude

The state of being erect.

"My erectitude lasted for 2 hours after I woke up, and I wasn't even thinking about sex!"

by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003