When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.
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A painful fart.
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Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.
Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.
Sgt. Slaughter: "Private Pile might be the stupidest person in this company. His head is so far in rectal defilade that he can see his own teeth."
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Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Ex. 1
C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!
Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.
C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?
Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!
Ex. 2
Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.
Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!
DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.
DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!
Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!
Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.
C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?
Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!
Ex. 2
Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.
Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!
DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.
DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!
Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
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