Readtarded

Adjective
Offensive remark for someone who misreads something you wrote.

Example 1:
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?

Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?

by SEMFP June 14, 2013

relitardism

The belief in God or gods; the act of being a relitard.

Evangelists spread relitardism

by The Malachi May 29, 2018

remtard

A remedial retard - therefore twice as bad as either.

e.g: "Capper you Remtard! Shut yo' face!"

by A.D.C June 11, 2006

realtard

A person which is an authenticated retard. Not the morons you see everyday at your place of employment. Realtards are the real thing.

1. "The guys at work are retards... but that guy... now he is a realtard."

2. "I thought you were just another retard... but you really are a realtard."

by Davis Hay February 15, 2009

retalitarded

Adjective describing a person or action taken in retaliation which is excessive for the circumstances.

Drunk guy A: "That cheddar dick over there just bumped into me. I think I'm going to throw my beer bottle into the back of his head when I am done drinking it."

Drunk guy B: "Don't be retalitarded. It was clearly an accident, fuckmunch."

by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009

Reatard

A retard with a purpose and skills.

Rain man could do it and he was a reatard.

Drew is not stupid but he is probably a little reatarded

Jose's lack of sleep is having a reatarding effect on him.

by ravenmsb and Cornbread June 23, 2009

Reachtard

A BK who thinks Halo Reach is better than Halo 3, because due to the smaller skill gap, they can finally get kills.

Reachtard

by dfasadsaffdsafdsafdsafdmsiajfd November 13, 2011