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Redditard

A Reddit user that hates Fortnite for the community of children that play it, not the game itself, nuts Minecraft like it's the holy grail even though kids play it too, has homophobia, has the blood of a Karen (by calling autistic kids dumb or whatever), believes that PewDiePie and Keanu Reeves are gods, calls moderators gay, and is just a karma whore by always being hungry for upvotes
Redditard: Fartnut bad, Minecraft good, mods gay, upvotes to the left
Some intelligent person: Oh shut up Redditard
by HeckinBrandon March 6, 2020
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Railtard

mentally deficient, socially inept or just plain feral who frequents public transport of the rail variety. Known to ask obvious and stupid questions. Seemingly unable to read or recognize numbers. Probably has difficulty tying shoe laces.
A Railtard stared at an empty platform and asked if the train was in yet.

A Railtard walked past the information desk and several screens showing departure times and destinations to ask me where the train stopped.

The Railtard became abusive when he arrived late for his train and it had already left according to the timetable.
by Phailip February 17, 2013
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Redditard

A type of person who Bully a kid for liking Fortnite better than Minecraft.
And he also think that Keanu Reeves is a Reincarnation of God.

FORTNITE BAD MINECRAFT GOOD
OMGG WHOLESOME 100 BIG CHUNGUS NO YOU'RE BREATHTAKING! DANK AF R/WHOOOOOSSSHHHHHHHHH

CHONKER, INSTAGRAM NORMIE FUCKING STEALING OUR MEMES REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Edit: Thanks For the Gold Kind Stranger!
Edit2: OMG THANKS FOR 2K UPVOTE THIS IS DEFINITELY REDDIT MOMENT
"Why is this guy spamming r/whoosh on me?, I just genuinely don't get what the joke is"

"Oh you just encounter a Redditard!"
by LEVAGE October 1, 2020
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Realtard

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.
The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.
by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010
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realitor

A mispronounciation of realtor. Used by people who never learned the right way.
Guy 1: I want to buy a house, so I'll contact my realitor (reel-it-tor)
Guy 2: It's "realtor" (real-tor), moron.
by mrnobodyperson April 24, 2014
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relatard

Somewhat similar to the concept of a frenemy, a "relatard" is someone who is retarded (not in the literal sense) that you only associate with because they're related to you by blood or marriage.
If Joe weren't my cousin, I would never associate with him. Freakin' relatard!
by puxly mcbuttont September 3, 2007
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realturd

A real estate agent with an overinflated sense of entitlement or importance. Usually a spoiled Baby Boomer with a trust fund who sells real estate out of boredom and the need for social limelight.
Dismayed, the realturd huffed at her client for trying to negotiate a 2% commission and then lambasted her manager for poor leads because two listings weren't enough to support her lifestyle until her next trust fund check arrived.
by quintuenoahs July 7, 2011
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