hate-reading

(n.) -- an online activity in which one visits a website, Twitter feed, or
Facebook page for the express purpose of ridiculing -- or indulging
one's disdain for -- the author and/or the content on the site

"Okay, I'll be honest: I indulge in hate-reading from time to time, sure, ever since I
discovered the Internet in junior high. It's something I usually do alone, late at night, when I'm
procrastinating or drunk or bored."

overheard at an office watercooler in Modesto, California, Decemeber 16, 2011

by PRwiz101 March 1, 2012

Reading

In gay culture, the act of pointing out a flaw in someone else (usually publicly and in front of them) and exaggerating it.

Gay guy 1: "Those shorts weren't made for you, honey. Look at that muffin top. More like a cupcake top!"
Gay guy 2: "Bitch, why are you reading me?

by robby-pooh August 30, 2013

x reader

A genre of fanfiction where the reader is the main character, and all events are described in vivid detail as happening to him/her. Usually used for lemon fics but is not limited to such. Usually involves sexual interactions between the reader and a character of the author's choice (Character usually being a popular dreamboat male character).

Most of these fanfics are found on deviantart, mostly for female audiences, sometimes appealing to male audiences, either straight or gay.

I recently read a story from creepypasta called "Jeff the Killer". It was a great story, so I asked my friend if she knew anymore Jeff stories, and she sent me a Jeff x reader fic. I'm never gonna take her advice on reading ever again.

by Prestonkei November 7, 2013

the girl reading this

someone who is beautiful

"hey you know who is beautiful?"
"oh, the girl reading this"

by Retro2402 May 3, 2018

beta writer/reader

a person who reads over a piece of writing and suggests edits for improvement regarding grammar, punctuation, spelling, phrasing, pacing, characterization, etc. they're popular among the fanfiction community.

Yo, Chris, do you know a good beta writer/reader? I have a short one shot I need to have looked over.

by sighzawa February 17, 2019

Ronald Reagen

How retarded worshipers of Ronald Reagan (mis-) spell his name.

Your nemesis: I love Ronald Reagen!
You: 1) You're an idiot for spelling "Reagan" wrong.

2) You're an idiot for liking Reagan

by FDR was way better. May 4, 2010

Guardian Reader

Synonym for Champagne Socialist.

Giles used to be real, he spent his parents' allowance at university attending protests, buying Billy Bragg CDs and supporting revolutionary ideals, but ever since graduating and being employed by Goldman Sachs he's all talk and no action - just a Guardian Reader.

by cocksuckah December 14, 2010