read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 3, 2008

go read a book about india

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.

"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"

by JormanThoad March 2, 2017

I'm riding that train, reading that book. . .

An expression which originated during a drunken late-nite discussion of the origins of expressions. It means, "I see what you're saying, where you're going with that."

Drunk person A: "Dude, you know what I mean?!"

Drunk person B: "Totally, Dude. I'm riding that train, reading that book."

by ripcurlgirl September 15, 2004

I'm riding that train, reading that book. . .

Same as saying, "I feel you."

Cool Person A: "So then, I told the guy that there was no way I would ever consider his lame-ass job, you know?"

Cooler Person B: "Yeah, man. I'm riding that train, reading that book. . ."

by InThaNo August 3, 2007

Reading Each others Books

to stare at male or female genitalia

Reading each others books would be a highly uncomfortable

by wETPANCE2000 February 28, 2017

Only Read romance books

Someone who reads only romance books is because the lack of romance in he/her life. They are either lonely and want to experience thru other people stories.

I only read romance books, but in reality, I'm feeling lonely in a world of love stories.

by lovely72636 October 25, 2023

let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture

Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book

by CHOPFINGER December 6, 2021