Hanlon's Razor

Hanlon's Razor is a saying commonly summarized as "Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice". Named for "Robert Hanlon"--probably a corruption of the author Robert Heinlein. There are many variations, but the general idea is that same. Also known in British English as the "Cock-Up Theory".

Person 1: Dude, my stimulus check was $600 less than it should be. The government is trying to screw me!
Person 2: Hanlon's Razor, man. They probably had faulty information for you.

by YoungLibertarian October 3, 2008

razor burn

burning sensation caused from shaving any part of the body. if you haven't experienced it, simply shave off some hair, preferably a large amount of an area with thick hair growth, and with no shaving cream of any kind.

Man, I just shaved and I have mad razor burn.

This razor burn kills; I need to dunk my face in some cool water.

by SBG November 8, 2008

The Gotch's Razor

The philosophical RAZOR that maintains you should never attribute to inebriation which may be adequately explained by monumental imbecility.

Dick Less's latest idiotic post is a textbook example of The Gotch's Razor

by Cornelius Gotchberg December 17, 2018

razor is cool

Razor from genshin is amazing, he's beautiful and everyone should love him.

" Razor is cool"

" Indeed he is"

by DIUGCWCIYGIGADWOUGCWLNEW April 21, 2023

Baby-dick dick-razor party

Most commonly known as a Briss, or Jewish circumcision.

"Shalom Shoshana! Come to my son's baby-dick dick-razor party and wish him mazel tov and L'chayim!"

by Terrorrape January 29, 2010

Chang’s Razor

Any cuck on any web forum anywhere can be assumed to be Chinese until proven to be Jewish.

Ooh another BBC slide post, looks like Chang’s Razor applies.

by Trymoreharder September 18, 2021

razor clam

A hot but frigid chick's pussy.

Meygahn's hot, but she probably has a razor clam--that bitch will cut your dick right off.

by Merkin Donor II March 13, 2008