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Grandomized

The poker tournament was amazing. It was so sporadic the dealer said it was totally grandomized.
by King_Of_English September 8, 2018
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randomise

verb To engage random strangers in the art of conversation.

This activity is encouraged by the use of drink or drugs (allegedly).

noun randomisation
{In a club}

Guy 1: Hey dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Over there, randomising with some chicks.
Guy 1: Sweet!
Guy 2: I know! Let's go over and randomise some more.
by felixdahousekat July 29, 2008
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Randomize

randomize – to make random sentences of randomly random randomness upon the random subject that randomly is, most randomly likely, also random.........random
”he randomized the randometer with random randomness concerning its randominity randomizing abilities of random randomness”

”the randometer was randomly randomized by the randomly random randomaster of random randominity of which the randomly random randometer randomly randomizes randomly”
by GSD Ste V B June 15, 2006
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Pairwise Randomization

Used as a justification for fixing a draw in a sporting event. Instead of using the accepted 1 vs 8, 2 vs 7... etc. seeding system, the organiser of a tournament may decide that 8 has a greater chance of beating 1 than 7 does and therefore may chose to draw the tournament so that 1 plays 7 instead.
"I'm not sure that this racketlon tournament will be won by the top seed. We had better use Pairwise Randomization to make sure that our local favourite gets to the final!"
by Oxford English Dictionary December 3, 2004
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randomed

when ant mele dies in cs this is the excuses he makes
"he couldn't have killed me, it was random jobber luck"
by Medicinal April 5, 2004
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Randomizer

A womanizer who makes out with random girls.
I have been with womanizers, but dude, you are a randomizer!
by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013
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randomizer

A person who says alot of random things
"Piket Fence" (random from person who says it is the raNDOMIZER
by the randomizer May 22, 2009
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