Buttermilk Ranch

The act of using titty milk as anal lubricant.

Alright bro, can I borrow a cup of your wife's buttermilk ranch.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Ram Ranch

A very awesomensong you should listen to that people are talking about.

Me: "Shall we cowpoke?"

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!

Hot hard buff cowboys their cocks throbbing hard!
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!
Big bulging cocks ever so hard!

Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt!
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut!

Big hard throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep!
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep!
Ram Ranch, it rocks!
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks!

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!

Hot hard buff cowboys their cocks throbbing hard!
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!
Big bulging cocks ever so hard!

Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt!
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut!

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!

by A Idiot in a Village January 12, 2019

Last Chance Ranch

This is a state where she has made up her mind and she IS leaving you. She's actually giving you one more last public performance to show your craziness. This will undeniably prove to everybody you know mutually that she is 101% justified for leaving you.

So I heard Theresa's taking you back at the last chance ranch, I really hope that you don't fuck it up for yourself . That would be a damn shame, I mean she is the prettiest girl that you're ever going to get...

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020

Urban Rescue Ranch

A ranch in Texas home to many rescued animals including a Kangaroo, 3 Rheas, and an Opossum.

The Urban Rescue Ranch is based and Christpilled

by AlabamaAlabama April 10, 2022

Ram Ranch

A place (presumably a mansion) where cowboys get naked and do activities such as orgies, showering, and overall sex.

Person 1: I went to Ram Ranch, it's a good place.
Person 2: That's gay. You're gay. Everything's gay.
Person 1: No U

by DesiredExoticNeighbor June 4, 2018

Ranch Daddy

The man who is in control of the ranch.

They call me ranch daddy, but if I had 'U' I would start going by Daddy Raunch.

by Ranchgirls December 17, 2020

Ranch dump

An excessively greedy collector of loads.

So when your step sister came home from spring break she was wearing a ripped up tshirt that said ranch dump.

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021