Raccoon Aerial

When fat girls on myspace take pictures of themselves from above to try and hide their enormous weight while wearing a lot of eye makeup to take attention away from their bodies giving them the appearance of a raccoon. Could also include vast amounts of cleavage as another distraction.

There sure are a lot of fat skanks on myspace posting raccoon aerials of themselves.

Raccoon Aerial by Jack Stone October 27, 2007

RACCOONZ 

Some lit ass producer that makes beats for rappers. Also a ni**a who gets hella pussy.

Person 1: Yo you ever hear of that one dude RACCOONZ?

Person 2: Hell yea bro that dude make some fire ass beats man
Person 1: Last night I saw at least 4 women on him

Person 2: I wish I was RACCOONZ

RACCOONZ by typebeat June 1, 2019

chinese raccoon 

An Asian or oriental person, who hangs around the canteen or dining area eagerly awaiting free food or left overs. They may even search through sell by dates on the back of crisps or chocolate in the hope they'll get them cheap or for nothing

Amanda: "does anyone want these monster munch for nothing?????"

Paul: " fucking hell did you see how fast Ray was there?? if there's owt for nowt hes like a chinese raccoon."

chinese raccoon by duringthewar April 22, 2015

Techno-Raccoon

Originally a web comics artist, who made name after creating discriminative and abusive illustrated threads focusing on "the-reason-you-fail" topics (which prooved to be not bad after all and showed the effectivness of butthurt provocation in masses) + drew tribute art to eastern european club whore's modelling (most likely shot on cellphones), whose art actually used to be quite fun (but has seen better days). The creator (Neonil) once cared about his customers and their satisfaction. Not anymore. The new Techno-raccoon is too deep into advertising and shameless self promotion (honestly, to position self among a bunch of complete dorks and loosers is a sure way to look God-like on their background and a nice way to promote self too as his example shows) to care about anyone anymore. The only thing he cares about now is making money. Neonil doesnt care about the quality of Neoneelart anymore. More modelling (aka shut up-sit-watch and jerk off over my eyebrows, motherfuckers, they're UNSTOPPABLE!!!111), more random portrait photography, more unfinished Lunaville comics (basically nothing but illustrated guides on how to exterminate the unworthy wuss) and so on. So if you want to experience the best of Neoneelart, get your credit cards ready, because the only things this greedy bastard cares about are benjamins and jacksons. (hundreds and twentys for those of you who didnt get it.) Long live the power of money! Raccoon power FTW!

A: That dumbass Techno-Raccoon is kinda cute

B: Yeah

Techno-Raccoon by Sanjibad December 8, 2010

raccooneggs 

A man made of straight raccoon dna.

Scientist 1: "OH GOD I'VE MADE RACCOONEGGS!"
Scientist 2: "DEAR GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

raccooneggs by freddyfazcow25 October 6, 2018

Raccoon Eggs 

The only YouTuber who can actually make someone die of laughter. Recently started to blow up (January 29th) And plays with others such as Fitz. He has he funniest sense of humor!

ShitBird: I never Laugh

Fuckface: Watch this video by raccoon eggs.

ShitBird: *Shits on desk*

Raccoon Eggs by Xx_Gatlin_Xx January 29, 2019

Sweet Action Raccoon 

A step up from "the cat's pajamas," Sweet action raccoon was coined by two college men who obviously had brains as big as the universe. They wanted their own way of saying "cool." Only the meaning stresses extremely cool. synonyms "off the chain dawg" "bees knees" "cat's pajamas".

Man 1. "Not only did the Cubs win but I got a hot chicks number."

Man 2. That is some sweet action raccoon!

Sweet Action Raccoon by badnewscubs July 6, 2012