rabbi's cloth

a Jewish Girl with a very hairy vagina

Man 1: - oh my god mate I went down on a girl last night she was very hairy down their and she was a Jew!

Man 2: - sounds like she had a rabbi's cloth

Man 1: - oh she did I would have to ask her to shave next time.

by Mr Zebedeee May 11, 2010

Rabbi's Handshake

When you're a Jewish Prophet but you need to nut bad so you give yourself a handy since you can't let any of the dirty heathens touch your holy trinity.

Peter walked in on the Lord Savior, Jesus of Nazareth, preforming a divine Rabbi's Handshake with his wooden cross.

by Orgasmic Crouton September 22, 2017

white rabbit syndrome

This is a condition in which the person often or always has the feeling of being late. From the White Rabbit in Lewis Carroll's ALICE IN WONDERLAND.

While the life of a psychology graduate student is not often solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short, there is always more to do than there is time to do it in, and the white rabbit syndrome emerges.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 1, 2006

jack rabbit squats

The jack rabbit squat is from the secret Tyson Van Bum-Gardener's plyometrics routine. To perform be sure to plant carrots with adequate spacing. When carrots are ready to be plucked, align body in garden row with your feet shoulder distance apart, slowly get down in squat position, flex buttocks to firmly grasp the carrot stem, pull the carrot out of the earth by jumping as high as you can with a lateral movement to set yourself up for the next pick, continue until you complete the row. Please note that this exercise works best without wearing pants and/or under garments.

Tyson performs jack rabbit squats with gravity defying leaps!

by Chew baca September 10, 2013

jack rabbit sex

As portrayed in Sex and the City, it is highly aggressive, fast-paced sex, resembling that performed by jack rabbits, or small dogs. It is essentially masterbating with a woman, chracterized by a pound-pound-pound-pound sequence. Men sometimes think it compensates for having a small penis or a partner with a particularly deep vagina, but really it's often painful for the woman.

"Ow, I'm still sore from that jack rabbit sex I had last night. I can hardly walk"

by J Bag January 3, 2006

rabbi's tout

Pulling your pud inside your loose basketball shorts while losing the game.

Todd pulled a rabbi's tout on the bench.

by Silky Wang October 23, 2019

rabbit skank

a rabbit skank is a special kind of skank. these people are usually friends to your face, but when they get in smaller groups with other skanks, especially the hoopskirt skank, they forget how to have individual thoughts and tend to mooch off of others ideas. They are usually jobless and always complaining about lack of monetary funds, but yet, refuse to cut the strings from mommy and daddy. This type of friend is useless to anyone with core values and morals. They tend to be bottom dwellers and feed off of the need to be looked at, even though there is nothing pretty to see.

She needs to get her act together, she is such a rabbit skank.

by lucyploser March 22, 2010