quirt

When a girl OR a guy ( it can happen to both of them ) releases extra cum or lubricant and makes a farting sound. VERY EMBARRASSING!!! but it happens to everyone, if your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband/sex buddy makes a funny face or is grossed out, then they dont deserve your sex. SEX SHOULDNT BE RUINED BY QUIRTS as f'd up as they are. it can be painful if they are not used to it, but guys are more used to it. quirting just sucks, ruins the moment especially if youre just hooking up with someone. quirting when not having sex though is a whole different topic and i dont know anything about that.....

"Man, I pulled out and she just kept quirting!!"
"EWW, thats fucked up and gross dump her dude."
"Shut the fuck up, i hear you quirt when you take a piss all the time"

by just quirted. August 1, 2009

quirptemdeded

Something that has gone really bad. Something that is really bad.

n. quirpty. Someone whom u don't like, or someone whom u want to kill really badly.

"My English grade just went quirptemdeded."

"You are a quirpty. I am gonna freakin kill you!"

by Om Dawg November 17, 2005

Quirt

Where a guy farts out of his penis.

Did bob just quirt? Eww! Yeah i can smell it.

by CJ011 November 29, 2007

Quipster

A queer hipster.

She is such a tragically aging quipster.

by corkblocker January 10, 2010

quiptastic

An individual capable of spuoting off quippy quips at a moments notice, usually found being quippy at local hang-outs and "quipping down" on those not as quiptastically fortunate as themselves.

"oh man, that was a good one!"
"Yea, what can i say, i guess i'm just quiptastic like that."

by jear-bear April 8, 2012

Quirt

something that is cool, another word for “word”

oh quirt. Thats pretty quirt.

by Orangutan22 October 29, 2020

Quirt

To describe something that is cool. As in “oh, word.”

“I burped in class and I was off mute”
“Oh, QUIRT!”

by Quirty October 29, 2020