queefmaster

1. One who, through vigorous intercourse, can cause a woman's vagina to expel air.

2. One who enjoys, understands, and appreciates the odiforous distinctions of a woman's queef, or cuntfart.

"Mmmm, do I detect some raspberry douche mixed with semen in your last cuntfart"?
"Wow! You're a real "queefmaster", aren't you"?

by Daniel Boner December 1, 2006

Queef dust balls

When an elderly woman's wrinkly, shriveled up vagina is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from fingering her puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. Then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray pube hair and fluffy yarn.

Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.

The "cat" doctor discovered a rather bulbous queef dust ball in nanas' cooter. He diagnosed her with queef dust balls syndrome.

by Auddy && Kels July 1, 2011

queeftastic

a word used by the many generations of the Queefington family.

“Woah dude thats so queeftastic!”

by kazyoin December 28, 2021

queeftasticle

(slang) Synonyms: fantastic, awesome dude, kick ass, wow, cool, omg, omfg, omffg, oh my- you get the idea. It is the preferred expression used by the youth of today. Used like "queeftasticle dude!" or "Rytas, that transgender vagina of yours is looking queeftasticle!", or simply as "queeftasticle". It appears as though parents are catching on as reports arrive of one mother in the grand canyon saying "say 'queeftasticle' right before taking a picture". It appears as though parents continue to be total idiots, this reporter thinks, as they even mistake queeftasticle as meaning "cheese". THey should read this definition and get their stories straight, or maybe their kids should way "you fu**ing idiot mom, you got queef nuggets for brains or something? go to urbandicitonary.com and learn the true meaning of queef, yea that lump that comes out of your vagina when your excited, yeah maybe that's why dad left you, ya lump of queef, stupid ass, just read the ******* *** defintion you *** idiot mom, go screw yourself".

"Queeftasticle!" the class recited as they watched their teacher shoot herself.

by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007

queefsta

a pussy wannabe gangsta

derived from the word "queef"

fuck off queefsta

oh, its that queefsta

by Mr. Tre June 17, 2007

Queefster

1. The one who makes females wet.
2. The 'Alpha Male' of a group of men.

The queefster is so fucking cool. He gets all the women.

by JQueefy January 19, 2009

Queefsteak

1.The eating of a steak that has been heated in the vagina due to excessive vibrations from over-active queefing.

2. The art of a female queefing on your "meat."

1. I cant wait to get home and have some of my mom's left over queefsteak in the fridge. Its the best!

2. GUY1- "Hey Brian, guess what?"

GUY2- "What?"

GUY1- "My girl queefsteaked all over my meat last night. Needless to say it was dangerously delicious."

by Sinsulin November 4, 2010