quarf

Quantum Resonant Fields

Harmonic frequencies at the subatomic level produce quarfs when that aid in superluminal communication.

by Steven R. Grimm August 29, 2003

quarf

to vomit so violently as to expel air from the vagina; to simultaneoulsy "queef and "barf".

If I have to smell another one of your farts on this Wild Turkey hangover, I may quarf.

by cornbread18311 July 3, 2010

Quarf

To fart out one's male reproductive Peehole.

i quarfed out of my dick

by poopenheimer December 9, 2008

Quarf

The act of vomitting

After a night of heavy drinking, I wasn't surprised to learn I had quarfed in front of everyone.

by MissMeag April 14, 2019

Quarf

When a female farts and is sitting slightly back enough that the fart bubbles up the front side.

Sometimes it may sound the same as a queef, but it most definitely is not. Usually happens when sitting on a wooden stool or bench. Easier to achieve on a solid surface.

I totally just quarfed. It's came up the front, bubbled on its way up, and tickled a little bit.

by ASTAN June 1, 2014

Gooch quarf

When a man farts from his gooch.

Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells

by Poon dragon September 12, 2016

blood quarf

During a womans period. A fart and queef combined where each is followed by drips of blood

"look at the stains on the front and back of her jeans, she definatly blood quarfed!!"

by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010