ciao prostituta, quanto

it is Italian for "hello prostitute, how much?"

"Ciao prostituta, quanto"
"What"
"It means Hello prostitute, how much?"
"Oh ok, 500 an hour."

by FaZe MOOSE April 6, 2017

Quantoretto

The smallest unit of matter in the Universe. Makes up the three-dimensional field that is currently (incorrectly) termed "dark matter."

Plural: Quantoretta.

Each quantoretto contains enough energy to power all electrical devices on Earth for millions of years.

by William Dean A. Garner April 1, 2011

Quantom Louis Theory

A theory composed by Louis L. , a Canisius High School student, that states that all blunt objects cut and that sharp objects crush. It also states that whan a sharp pinpiont pokes you, then it crushes, known as a "pin-point-crush"

(Quite possibly the most wrong theory stated... ever)

The Quantom Louis Theory states that the keyboard that you are typing on now could be used to cut yourself and the knives in your kitchen can crush your fingers.

by Buffalo Breaker Box June 1, 2009

quango

1) QUasi Autonomous Non Governmental Organization.
2) An exotic fruit that looks like a blue mango.
3) A creature that eats babies. To only be used in the phrase below.

"The Quangos ate my baby!"

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

Quandong

To be one with the dong or having relation to the twig that the berries came from.

After lighting that candle during last nights love making session I am feeling quandong.

by Dingdong06 April 11, 2011

quantocracy

A system of government based that writes, enacts and expires laws based on a solid foundation of scientific evidence. Each law created has 6 immutable elements: the law itself, the intention behind the law, the estimated costs of enforcing the law, the studies supporting invocation the law, the risks and crucially, an expiry date. At expiration, each law is reviewed for its efficacy, its cost of enforcement to date, how its implementation stands up to the original intention and the validity of the original studies.

Out of the ashes of the previous systems of government the Quantocracy was born

by whisperstream December 17, 2014

Quantominous

Having multiple unknown solutions or factors at play.

What's the meaning of life is a quantominous question

The routes to cure cancer are still quantominous

I haven't finished my project as the solution is still quantominous

by Samuel887 February 4, 2019