Pisstified

Being so profoundly pissed off that you are in turn mystified. Usually used in situations that involve the destruction of physical property or the utmost douchebagary.

The sheer complexity of his son's drug syndicate left Bill pisstified.

Jacob's uncanny ability to disrupt any conversation solely with moronic questions left Marc pisstified.

by Mathias the Wombat March 22, 2011

pastafied

to suffer from a cliché seen in creepypastas

If a video's been pastafied, it's either trolling or deadly.

by Aqxer June 6, 2014

pussified bitch

A person (usually a dude) who is pussy and prefers to shit talk behind people's back, when confronted they pretend they didn't do it

That dude is such a pussified bitch

by Русский человек#1 November 4, 2021

Pussified

Adjective.
Pussified definition:
1). To get pussy; to have pussy
2). To get bitches

Yo Jimmy! You got pussification! You pull bitches.

Jimmy got bitches, he's pussified.

Credit: Lillianna A

by LilliannasAbyss April 12, 2022

mystified

sum scrawny ass annoyin bitch ass white boy that says "K" every 10 seconds.

the most annoyin ass human that youll ever meet.

"hey im mystified! i suck dick and sacredthegoat negs!"

"Person 1: Yo bro I just won the lottery."
"Person 2: K."
"Person 1: dawg dont be such a mystified."

by sacredthegoat June 20, 2022

pussified

To fear speaking the truth, that you might be labelled a racist.

White people have become so pussified that Magic Negro will be elected President.

by Earl Turner October 16, 2008

Pestified

Pestified - Adverb the use of pesticides on and, or within an object that is. animate or inanimate

I used pesticides on the crops last year so the field is pestified still.

The fruits been pestified from the chemicals"

by jigglesjoe March 4, 2012