pigometer

a mobile device used to detect the signal strength of a pig's radar, sometimes also called a fuzz buster.

My pigometer just paid for itself twice on the expressway!

by Joshua Bradford August 31, 2006

Pyrofever

When someone has such a high temperature fever that they are about to set on fire.

Or

When the dance-floor is on 'fire', everyone has Pyrofever, not disco-fever.

Your women have Pyrofever, it's time to take your clothes off.

by ltoc December 14, 2010

pornometer

Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.

"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."

by Costco October 26, 2007

fag promoter

In colloquial terms, a fag promoter is a step up from a fag hag. Fag promoters are broads who enable homosexual men to successfully become queens. They will stop at no lengths to promote; there is no stopping a promoter of fags.

That homo use to like football but the fag promoter has him watching Lifetime movies:

by Azzzzzzz January 12, 2009

Perimeter Check

An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.

Diarrhea oftentimes calls for a perimeter check.

by cmgc July 15, 2020

pussy promoter

a word used to stereotype girls who talk about their pussy too much, making it seem like they are promoting it to the world

or simply, a hoe

girl: omg, my pussy is like, the tightest!

boy: stfu, stop bein a pussy promoter.

by -michell♥ July 5, 2010

ping-pometer

A unit of measurement, specifically the diameter of one ping pong ball, used especially during beer pong.

That shot was less than one ping-pometer away!

by AwesomeCody October 18, 2011