Pornography of regret

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.

Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!

by rperazag May 17, 2010

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pornography

(1) Sexier than sex itself.
(2) Sexuality that is simulated, airbrushed, packaged and commoditized.

"At the heart of pornography is sexuality haunted by its own disappearance.” Jean Baudrillard

by DMNY July 7, 2006

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parkography

The science of locating a parking spot. Can also be used as a verb to describe the ease and quality of parking in an area.

How's the parkography in your area?,
Let's take the bus because that area has poor parkography.

by Stanley Kingman December 26, 2008

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hentagonal pornography

Another good couple of words for the actual word of Hentai with a little twist of awkward drawing shapes. Prolly made from bad artists.

Reks~ mmm Hentagonal Pornography is hawt hawt hawt

Jamie~ ...O rly? but seriously it is true

by PatBack December 11, 2006

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