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Pyroclastic Cloud

A Pyroclastic Cloud is a term borrowed from volcanoes. It is also used to refer to a restroom occurence, most applicable for men. This would be when you are in need of performing a bowel movement, and it is urgent for one reason or another (this usually happens on a hot day), and you rush to the restroom, and to save time you pull down your shorts while you are bending to sit down, your nose travells directly through the plume of groinal sweat odors released from your underwear.
Bill: Hey Jim, I just ran to pinch of a load and got stuck in the pyroclastic cloud.

Jim: Oh man, thats sick, slow down next time, let it disperse.
by Shake Zula May 24, 2005
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pyroclastic surge

(n.) Hot rock, solidified lava rushing down the side of a volcano at 200mph. Followed by lava itself sometimes. Known to pwn teh pompeii
A pyroclastic surge hit pomeii, followed by several more.
by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
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pyrofeliac

a pyrofeliac person who is sexually attracted to any open flame or fire,they can be extremely aggressive when it some to camp fires , when cumbiya starts grab a house and lots of burn ointment
a pyrofeliac friend i knew had this problem, lots of burn ointment downstairs
by Jaykray October 30, 2007
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procel

well a procel has a very explicit definition. A procel is commonly a guy that is seen as a loser, or a wuss, or a tet, or a dork etc. Procel is a term used mostly in spanish. But Procel has also other meanings. You can say someone is a procel when they gather most of this caracteristics:
-wears pants tight in the bottom and above the waist
-wears rare shoes like O3 brand or other weird shows
-wears tight jackets that have the name of the country they think they belong to, which may be actually true because they may look like that.
-are fat and have very clear skin, and usually have blonde hair and blue eyes, for which they may think they're attractive.
-drive red cars giving ride to all the characters they can and while driving they stare stupidly at the sky, this one's simply incredible
-they have a though and dumb voice and like to speak fast and saying many things in sexual connotations
-they may actually be homosexual
-procel is just a term to describe males
-have such big cheeks, a birthmark in one, and a round face
-they speak majorly about sexual stuff, and have that 'perverted' look when they're happy and chillin with their mates
-procels usually smell their hand constantly, and then they smell the other one, this is seen more commonly when those dorks are nervous, or anything, oh ah and of course when they are smelling their hand (or otherone's) and you stare at them, they stop doing it, or even look for a more private place to do their thing alone. Just everyone that knows a procel probably thinks a procel's hand smells like shit or something,. Man, procels are such nasty characters.
Hey wtf!! look at that guy, he's smelling his hand in such a weird way, ohh look again, he's now smelling the other one, he's such a procel.

Dude, have you seen this dork, he dresses with tight trousers in the bottom, and every day wears those fuckin stupid australia jackets, what the heeck with that procel!!
by Friendly one July 3, 2006
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Procell

The best last name a person could ever have!! If you have the last name Procell then you are absolutely fearless. You could wrestle alligators and not even worry about what’s gonna happen!!! If you have the last name Procell then you’re the best of them all.
Mr. Procell is literally the best person I have ever met in my entire life
by Jason tinterika April 4, 2018
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procell

Very confident and humble. Would do anything for family. (This is mostly a last name)
Kelsey Procell would do anytjimg for her family.
by Kels.paige02 April 24, 2018
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Pyroclutch

Pyroclutch is Toxic
by xXV_Exe_VXx June 2, 2020
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