Paedogeddon

Describes what happens when the ranks of puppy-squeezers reaches critcal mass.

Matthew Kelly is yet another victim of Paedogeddon.

by neilbombd January 30, 2003

Pedogamy

When a male individual is in a serious relationship with or marries a woman who is much too young for this male individual.

Pedogamy: John, a 75 year old man, is in a pedogamous relationship with Jane, a 21 year old girl.

by MonsterJikl August 21, 2010

pedography

pe·dog·ra·phy (pee-dog-ruh-fee)
-noun, plural -phies.

1. the science dealing with the cartographical differentiation of the geographical areas of the pedosexual, as shown in the character, arrangement, and interrelations over those immediate areas of such elements as number, age, appearance (including clothing choices), spirit and inclinations of pedolicious underagers, and of the unit areas formed by the complex of these individual elements.

The local pedosexual was delighted to find he'd moved into an area with an excellent pedography: three middle-schoolers, one quite flirtatious, another given to wearing tight jeans, all pedolicious lived within three houses of his own and waited for the school bus outside his window, while more than that number of elementary aged children paraded past his front door on the way to and from their school.

by Mister M December 11, 2008

paedogonk

one who hangs around with a younger crowd of people, when he should be working down at the fishing tackle shop. commonly found in hastings, the paedogonk takes off his shirt to impress the younger and less physically mature crowd with his chest hairand nipple piercing.

luke "shirtless" "paedogonk" nicolaou

by paedogonk April 27, 2010

pedogoggles

When you see an attractive female from a distance that upon closer inspection is revealed to be significantly underage.

Liam must have had his pedogoggles on because that girl across the street is not even 12 years old.

by Fraz Von Hoffer March 29, 2018

Pedogoataphilia

Sex with young goats

He was arrested for pedogoataphilia last week. The goats are okay.

by TnT2018 July 11, 2018

Pedogaycycle relationship

A relationship between a little gay boy and a gay old man who bonds through cycling
Also called Ravnhøylpuling

Call the police! My son has a pedogaycycle relationship with Jan Inge!

by GOODGUY SMOOTH November 14, 2018