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pwnis

pwnage in its purest form.a pwnis is not only enormous and permanently ready for buttsecks, it has the potential to pwn all matter of objects, specializing in vaginas and other orifices. in short a penis that pwns
i am very disappointed/surprised that this word is already in the UD but ill take complete credit for it's origin anyway as i have a pwnis that will pwn anyone that disputes this fact.
by box pwner July 5, 2008
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pwnishment

What has been deemed to have been dished out by the pwner to the pwnee, as it were. It is the noun produced by the verb "to pwn".

A more advanced term for pwnage, also coming with heavier connotations.
1337 kid 1: haha, i 7074llY pwned that n00b
1337 kid 2: yeah man, that was some mad pwnishment.
by DaveZeroZero March 19, 2008
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pwnis

A penis that pwns

A classic Trevism
Trev: Suck My pwnis
or
Trev Sex my Pwnis
by Dan November 6, 2004
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Jesus Ponies

Slang used to describe Dinosaurs, there is a Facebook page "Dinosaurs are Jesus Ponies!!"

Also, a blog about Sarah Palin states that she believes in Jesus Ponies

Should be the official phrase to describe Dinosaurs
Friend 1: Dude! look at those awesome Jesus Ponies!

Friend 2: What? Don't you mean Dinosaurs?

Friend 1: Nope, those are definitely Jesus Ponies.
by chunk norris December 3, 2010
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PONIES MY ASS

When bronies parents find out they fuck ponies
Brony: MOM IM SORRY ITS A VIRUS FOR PONIES

Mom: PONIES MY ASS. IM GETTIN THE BELT

Brony: NOOOOOOO PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by bigbootybitches655 September 14, 2020
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feeding the ponies

When her boyfriend walked into the room we werent fucking yet, but he did catch me feeding the ponies.
by Howie Figawi September 29, 2009
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oh em gee ponies

A hyper-exaggerated version of the exclamation OMG. Used when one's level of excitement is so high, that it's like gumdrops, glitter, hearts, moonbeams and My Little Ponies are exploding out of your mouth as you are talking about it.
Oh em gee PONIES, have you guys heard the new Britney album??!!?? It's KILLER.
by kvalls February 1, 2010
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