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Turtle Peeking

A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.
Roger sprinted down the hall from his desk to the restroom. He has a turtle peeking.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
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peek-a-poo

when a person walks into a public restroom looking for an empty stall; they peer through the crack of the stall looking for and empty toilet. The awkward embarrassing eye contact that the person inside and outside the stall make with each other is called peek-a-poo.
I was kind of embarrassed when I got peek-a-pood by a stranger in the public bathroom earlier today.
by jc bro May 7, 2011
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Pweeting

Term that was coined from Elliott Morgan of SourceFed that indicates, the act of tweeting on one's mobile device, while peeing.
I was pweeting, but I accidentally dropped my phone into the urinal.
by RageBeast September 30, 2012
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Peek-a-poop

A peek-A-poop, a poop that starts to come out but then quickly retracts leaving you disappointed.
"Dude, I had three peek-A-poops today and I'm starting to get mad."
by PikachuIseeYou June 14, 2013
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peekskill people

A proud member of the FSA (Free Stuff Army). There is a ranking system based on generation of membership in the FSA, and how well one lives off the man. Experienced in filling out the Man's forms correctly for greatest benefits Expert in using OPM (other People's Money) and possesses great knowledge of OTB (Off the Books), especially in employment and savings.
I am having trouble filing out my Food Stamp Application. I will have to ask some Peekskill People how to get all my monies. But we will have to wait until afternoon, when they finally get out of bed.
by Jan Peek April 5, 2015
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california peeker

Gentleman who while you are at a urinal turns and checks out your gear.
Dude, I was at a Cubs game and I totally ran into a California peeker!
by Papamook May 14, 2015
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Don't peek

It's a common callout when gaming, typically used in Rainbow Six Siege or CSGO. When you call this out, it's because you know that your teammates shouldn't peek. They always do, because that's the law.
You: Bro don't peek don't peek they're holding that angle
Your teammate: *peeks and fucking dies*
by Spoom1901 June 14, 2020
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