pussionitis

A rare, mostly incurable disease of being a huge Pussy.

You really can't call him and tell him the truth? I know what you have, you are suffering from pussionitis. Try seeing a doctor, but once you get it you will most likely have it forever. Sorry!

by UnaL December 24, 2014

Pussititus

A person who is characteristic of the fear of facing life, with such symptoms as :
1. Failure to stand up for one's rights.
2. Inability to forward one's emotions.
3. Uncertainty about life; believing one's life has no meaning.
4. Possible sign of being emo?

1. That boy is obviously ailing from Pussititus; he seems to be afraid to tell that girl that he cares for her, causing him to lose faith in everything about him.

2. I am a seemingly longterm Pussititus patient; I cannot see a meaning for my life to continue. What rewards does life merit to an unworthy nonbeliever?

by Franswa December 13, 2008

Pussilitis

An infectious and contagious disease (only applicable to men) characterized by attacks of extreme unmanliness due to an increase of vaginal fluids throughout a male's body. The only known cure is growing some damn balls.

My friend Brian has some major Pussilitis. He doesn't wanna race me, haha probably thinks he'll lose. Poor kid, I wish there was a cure.

by J-Dan April 14, 2014

pussyitis

when someone gets sand in their eye and goes to the ER

"Ben got sand in his eye while bodysurfing and went to the hospital in nantucket and got diagnosed with big ass case of pussyitis"

by Eric (gay) June 4, 2005

pussitis

an imaginary illness that explains why a girl is crabby or otherwise unhappy for no good reason.

Tori: What's up with Sharon? She's a super bitch today!
Alice: Oh it's just her pussitis acting up again.
Tori: Wow she has that a lot!!

by renee151 May 20, 2008

pussitis

the state of having an inflamed puss puss

Wow girl, my pussitis is killing me, it is really red and hurts.

by The dirty lihn February 20, 2011

pussyitis

the result of a rare disease in males know to man as crooked jaw . commonly caused by excessive praying and wheghtlifting, but most apperent in subjects who look like trolls the best known cure for this disease is to grow SOME FUCKING NUTS and stop taking it up the butt.

holy shit look at that crooked jaw, the poor son of a bitch must have pussyitits.

by anonymous January 8, 2004