pussitis

the state of having an inflamed puss puss

Wow girl, my pussitis is killing me, it is really red and hurts.

by The dirty lihn February 20, 2011

pussyitis

the result of a rare disease in males know to man as crooked jaw . commonly caused by excessive praying and wheghtlifting, but most apperent in subjects who look like trolls the best known cure for this disease is to grow SOME FUCKING NUTS and stop taking it up the butt.

holy shit look at that crooked jaw, the poor son of a bitch must have pussyitits.

by anonymous January 8, 2004

pussivitis

When a girls pussy smells like mustard

-Man, my finger smells like mustard.
--You've been fingerin that nasty girl with the pussivitis, haven't ya??
-Yup.

by Claytone January 19, 2008

Pussyitis

Getting or Feeling sick after crying or being too much of a bitch. The final stage before getting on your shit

Damn bro I’ve been crying all day and now I think I got pussyitis

by Swinny4 December 13, 2019

pussyitis

A condition people get by not listening to enough metal.

"He doesn't like Iron Maiden? Damn, he must have a serious case of pussyitis."
"Yeah, he needs to go to the doctor and get a prescription for a pair of testicles."

by Nobsocks December 30, 2008

pussalitus

When you feeling bad and want to complain.

“I’m not feeling too good” oh you must have “ pussalitus”

by Alicianna January 17, 2022

Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl

A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.

Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.

by ManeBro69 June 8, 2022