Pussilitis

An infectious and contagious disease (only applicable to men) characterized by attacks of extreme unmanliness due to an increase of vaginal fluids throughout a male's body. The only known cure is growing some damn balls.

My friend Brian has some major Pussilitis. He doesn't wanna race me, haha probably thinks he'll lose. Poor kid, I wish there was a cure.

by J-Dan April 14, 2014

pussyitis

when someone gets sand in their eye and goes to the ER

"Ben got sand in his eye while bodysurfing and went to the hospital in nantucket and got diagnosed with big ass case of pussyitis"

by Eric (gay) June 4, 2005

pussitis

an imaginary illness that explains why a girl is crabby or otherwise unhappy for no good reason.

Tori: What's up with Sharon? She's a super bitch today!
Alice: Oh it's just her pussitis acting up again.
Tori: Wow she has that a lot!!

by renee151 May 20, 2008

pussitis

the state of having an inflamed puss puss

Wow girl, my pussitis is killing me, it is really red and hurts.

by The dirty lihn February 20, 2011

pussyitis

the result of a rare disease in males know to man as crooked jaw . commonly caused by excessive praying and wheghtlifting, but most apperent in subjects who look like trolls the best known cure for this disease is to grow SOME FUCKING NUTS and stop taking it up the butt.

holy shit look at that crooked jaw, the poor son of a bitch must have pussyitits.

by anonymous January 8, 2004

pussivitis

When a girls pussy smells like mustard

-Man, my finger smells like mustard.
--You've been fingerin that nasty girl with the pussivitis, haven't ya??
-Yup.

by Claytone January 19, 2008

Pussyitis

Getting or Feeling sick after crying or being too much of a bitch. The final stage before getting on your shit

Damn bro I’ve been crying all day and now I think I got pussyitis

by Swinny4 December 13, 2019