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Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW
by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019
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Purified

A Canadian tradition from an instagram boy who purified people by pouring a massive shot of vodka all over their face when they ask for free vodka.

Origins of this tradition is from a night out at the club, here's the story:

Unknown person: "Can I give you $5.00 for 2-3 drinks from your big vodka bottle?"
Bottle owner: I'm giving you one purified shot and don't ever ask me again.

The poor little guy never came back for free purified shots.
You have been purified!
Do you want a purified shot?
Let me purified you!
by PurifiedMax November 24, 2021
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Purified

When a black female had sex with a white male
- I purified Tanisha last night

- I'm gonna purify her this week-end
by brandy913 December 17, 2019
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purified chocolate

That kid needs some purified Chocolate, he’s unholy
by Fogly September 27, 2017
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