Purdy

An old person (usually a woman) who wears a lot of lipstick and perfume and likes to pose for pictures.
If it is a purdy man, they act some what like Austin Powers does.

This word orginated in Texas a long time ago.

"She is so purdy!"

A male example: Austin Powers
A woman example: Opal Purdy (from All My Children)

by rennynose February 6, 2005

Purdie

Ginger haired skinny malink who is embarrased about the size of his manhood

"Man thats smaall! total purdie!"

by Robert Purdie November 26, 2003

Purdy's Law

You can get head from a girl, as long as her tits stick out farther than her stomach. No matter how fat the bitch is.

"Hey Tommy, i heard you got some dome last night. Did she pass Purdy's Law?

ya...fuck you i was really drunk.

by Missouristate08 August 30, 2009

Purdy's Wharf

A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".

You should have seen this nasty bitch dawg! You better believe I gave her a Purdy's Wharf!

by barfy April 18, 2005

Brock Purdy

Current owner of Tom Brady. Formerly known as Mr. Irrelevant.

Also known as Big Cock Brock (BCB), Purdy became the first quarterback in the history of the NFL to win his first start against Brady.

Jimmy G: Brock Purdy is thuggin right now. He just took away the Buccaneers' manhood

by Levi’s South December 14, 2022

Ashley Purdy

(noun) - sex god; bassist of Black Veil Brides; owner of Purdy Porn; actor, featured in several Dennis Westower tapes

Him: Oh, did you hear about Ashley Purdy?
Her: Yea! He just became president of the world!
Him: Oh I was talking about his new Purdy Porn

by Cannibal Clark May 15, 2011

Dirty Purdy

Think of it as a Dirty Sanchez mixed with doing a line of coke at the same time.

She just got the Dirty Purdy and she loves it.

by Khazam June 11, 2008