punders

Slang name for underpants in the 1980s, widely used by school pupils throughout Tayside.

"Oh eh, he shat e's punders"

Said person was afraid and defecated into his underpants.

by PK & AT September 29, 2007

purker

PURKER: means cute, beautiful, hott, sexy, gorgeous bangalangin

EX: Jennifer your so purker!

by DOUG.E FRESH February 26, 2008

Purdey

A variation of 'pretty or pritty or purdeh' If you dont know what pretty means click on the link, or get a brain transplant (preferably both).

Mostly used on msn/web chats

Random_1: Yur dp looks purdey.
Random_2: Xcuse me??
Random_1: Purdey. Not Purgey.
Random_2: Oh thanks babe. Yurs is HAWT.

by Hey There. October 22, 2008

Purser

/PURsur/

Verb
1. To agree, typically during some form of gathering, to meet a group of friends at a given place, drive part of the way there, and then bail at the last possible second when no one is looking.

2. To say you are coming to an event, and then to simply not show up. No explanation may be provided.

"I don't think I feel like going out, I'll just Purser these fools."
"That bastard just Pursered us!"
"Now that was a proper Purser!"

by Perry Bird March 19, 2014

purgery

False statements made in an attempt to "wipe the slate clean".

Bill Clinton was obviously "Gil T. Azell" of fooling around with Monica Blewisnky --- not to mention lying about it afterwards ("For the record, I did NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS with that woman") --- yet he was able to get off scot-free when investigated by Congress --- sounds like a case of major purgery to me!

by QuacksO July 9, 2019

punderstand

In negative sentence expressing that you don't quite get the reference of the pun but you like puns.
In positive sentence it means you understand the pun and want to top it with other one.

A: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
B: I don't punderstand.
A: (winks and point fingers at B)

by drndos February 18, 2013

punder

The Yiddish term for a vagina

Dammit she kicked me right in the punder!

by germ118 July 14, 2009