Puppy zoned

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy

Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."

by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

polynesian hush puppy

When a male ejaculates into their partner’s eye and it proceeds to become infected.

I gave my friend a Polynesian hush puppy last week during a threesome.

by the_duffy_jew February 15, 2019

Puppy

Adorable 4 legged furry creature that will cure your loneliness and all of life's problems.

All puppies must be treated with compassion and a comfortable couch in the case of my puppy.

by A Human Male August 8, 2018

puppy breath

Used to describe non-spicy foods and sauces, especially when someone has previously claimed it to be spicy.

Guy 1: Damn bro, these wings are spicy as hell!
Guy 2: Nah dude, this shit is puppy breath.
"My buddy claimed the salsa he made was extremely hot, but after some scoops... puppy breath."

by doozythedoctor September 23, 2020

puppy

a baby dog

i love puppys

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

puppy fever

The debilitating desire to get a puppy, to the point of illness, obsession or purchase.

Alex: Yo, why's your girl over there pressing her face against that store's window?
John: It's a pet store, and she's got a BAD case of puppy fever.

by hmcspellingbee May 13, 2015

Least Favorite Puppy

The counter part to favorite puppy, least favorite puppy is an adjective that means the opposite

People who dislike the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast are least favorite puppy.

by Pufferfish Eater June 22, 2021