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Petophile

A petophile is what you call someone who takes it a little too far with "loving" their pets. Much like a pedophile, but with animals.

The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.

See also animal lover
Jason thought he was being funny when he tried to make his dog get a boner by rubbing on it's balls. What a petophile!
by capnkev June 21, 2009
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Pubophile

<pū•bō•fīl/PYOO-bo-file> n. 1. one who appreciates and/or prefers pubic hair either on themselves or others 2. an individual who generally rejects the practice of completely removing the pubic hair on or around the genitalia thus resulting in a shorn pubis or, colloquially, a Brazilian wax job. • Most pubophiles tend to prefer a trimmed and well maintained pubis, while in some cases the pubophile may fall into the category of a fetishist who has a particular sexual attraction to excessive body hair.
Bob told me that he wouldn't sleep with that girl he picked up at the bar the other night because she shaved all of her pubic hair off. He said it made her pussy look like an eight-year old's and that he wasn't down with that. Ol' Bob is a real pubophile.
by Uvula February 18, 2010
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Petophile

A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).

Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!
The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petophile".

The "petifiler" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!

Doing it "doggie style" has a different meaning to a "petifile".

Gerbilling is "Petophillia" gone rouge.
by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011
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Punchophile

A person who is sexually attracted to punching bags.
That puchophile just took his clothes off and mounted your heavy bag!

Nate is a registered punchophile, he is banned from Gold's gym.
by heyitsian November 5, 2009
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Plantophile

A teenager named Dibbs who enjoys fucking plants and is attracted to organisms in the taxonomic kingdom Plantae.
That guy is looking at that mangrove weird, I think he may be a plantophile.
by Happy_Duck October 19, 2021
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pinkophile

the girl that is obsessed with pink color and made it her whole personality
“my situationships’ ex is total pinkophile”
“even her suitcase is pink, she is total pinkophile”
“look, another pinkophile! she even has a pink paddle board?!”

“-she’s crazy, her white personality is the pink color
- she is totally a pinkophile”
by notthepinkgirl July 14, 2023
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Photophile

A person that touches or (edits) a photo before posting it on social media.
Sarah's a photophile for sure, all her photos look too good to be true.
by Kezwez January 31, 2021
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